About Me
most people call me lenny, since my actual name is kinda-sorta-totally hard to pronounce. i love everything that has to do with computers. PCs, not macs 'cause MACS SUCK OSTRICH EGGS. paint shop pro and photoshop set my ovaries on fire. you can't fuck with me when it comes to that shit, 'kay? good. so sometimes, i like to pretend i'm someone else just for the hell of it. like, i make up these crazy scenarios in my head and try to act them out when i'm alone. yeah, i'm freakin' special. i'm pretty sarcastic, too. like, my sister thinks i'm a total bitch because i can't seem to control my sarcastic tongue sometimes. i most definitely think far too much for my own good. i'm pretty much convinced i have the mind of a very, very sick person. not sick in the "OMG I'M A PERV" (which i am anyway) kinda way, but sick in the "HOLY SHIT MY MIND IS SCARY" kinda way. it's like i'm a victim of my own thoughts or some stupid shit like that. i wish i could own an emperor penguin, a dolphin, and a black labrador. they're all undoubtedly gorgeous. i have a lot of pet peeves. like, i hate it when people stand behind me and start reading over my shoulder without asking if it's okay. and when people walk with their arms swinging like crazy at their sides. i mean, just what the fuck do you think you're trying to do? give the air a handjob? i'm pretty sure it doesn't need it. so anyway, i'm gonna stop here and continue on later or some shit 'cause i just can't be fucked to talk about anything else at the moment. happy lulzing. :)
| Name | Lenny Pistachio Maree Guzman |
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 19 |
| Location | Boston, MA |
| Ethnicity | Hispanic |
| Interested in | Both |
| Status | In a relationship |
| Interests | music, layouts, banners, computers, countless things, really |
| Music | don't even get me started |
| Movies | transformers, avatar, disturbia, freaky friday, scary movie 1 to 4, shutter, serendipity, finding nemo, war of the worlds, van helsing, harry potter 1 to 5, madagascar, titanic, lady in the water, pearl harbor, the parent trap, confessions of a tadq, the neverending story, hellboy, serenity, signs, superbad, 13 going on 30, daredevil, xmen, jurassic park 1 to 3, the fifth element, ultraviolet, bicentennial man, legally blonde, bring it on 1 to 3, the house bunny, trophic thunder, babylon ad, watchmen, wall e, requiem for a dream, zack and miri make a porno, knocked up, forgetting sarah marshall |
| TV | one tree hill, gossip girl, will & grace, hope & faith, antm, law & order svu, cold case, csi, ncis, angel, buffy the vampire slayer, south park, king of the hill, roseanne, george lopez, desperate housewives, grey's anatomy, nova, nature, blind date, even stevens, ghost hunters, paranormal state, veronica mars |
| Books | not the twilight series, fer sure |
| Quotes | Voldemort: "When I used to have a body, I had mad game with the bitches." |
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Thank you :D!
..Haha I will!
Happy New Years!!!
^-^ No problem.
By tasteofink on Dec 31, 2009 3:57 pm ·
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Lol,you're welcome :D
I FUCKING love your new set of iconss lmao!
By dilligrout on Dec 27, 2009 4:02 am ·
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love your work. (: xo
By sailingships on Dec 6, 2009 5:47 pm ·
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lmao that's okay x)..no problem @ all...but THANK YOU!!!
Oh how've you been?!
Happy Thanksgiving! :D
haha did you used to own a mac?
like how to customize things. Can I only
customize my journal or whatever the hell once i've made a post?
haha at least you saved some things though. do you use a pc ?
dude can you explain livejournal to me one day? i don't get it haha.
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