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most people call me lenny, since my actual name is kinda-sorta-totally hard to pronounce. i love everything that has to do with computers. PCs, not macs 'cause MACS SUCK OSTRICH EGGS. paint shop pro and photoshop set my ovaries on fire. you can't fuck with me when it comes to that shit, 'kay? good. so sometimes, i like to pretend i'm someone else just for the hell of it. like, i make up these crazy scenarios in my head and try to act them out when i'm alone. yeah, i'm freakin' special. i'm pretty sarcastic, too. like, my sister thinks i'm a total bitch because i can't seem to control my sarcastic tongue sometimes. i most definitely think far too much for my own good. i'm pretty much convinced i have the mind of a very, very sick person. not sick in the "OMG I'M A PERV" (which i am anyway) kinda way, but sick in the "HOLY SHIT MY MIND IS SCARY" kinda way. it's like i'm a victim of my own thoughts or some stupid shit like that. i wish i could own an emperor penguin, a dolphin, and a black labrador. they're all undoubtedly gorgeous. i have a lot of pet peeves. like, i hate it when people stand behind me and start reading over my shoulder without asking if it's okay. and when people walk with their arms swinging like crazy at their sides. i mean, just what the fuck do you think you're trying to do? give the air a handjob? i'm pretty sure it doesn't need it. so anyway, i'm gonna stop here and continue on later or some shit 'cause i just can't be fucked to talk about anything else at the moment. happy lulzing. :)

Name Lenny Pistachio Maree Guzman
Gender Female
Age 19
Location Boston, MA
Ethnicity Hispanic
Interested in Men
Status In a relationship
Interests music, layouts, banners, computers, countless things, really
Music don't even get me started
Movies transformers, transformers 2, disturbia, freaky friday, scary movie 1 to 4, shutter, serendipity, finding nemo, war of the worlds, van helsing, harry potter 1 to 5, madagascar, titanic, lady in the water, pearl harbor, the parent trap, confessions of a tadq, the neverending story, hellboy, serenity, signs, superbad, 13 going on 30, daredevil, xmen, jurassic park 1 to 3, the fifth element, ultraviolet, bicentennial man, legally blonde, bring it on 1 to 3, the house bunny, trophic thunder, babylon ad, watchmen, wall e, requiem for a dream, zack and miri make a porno, knocked up, forgetting sarah marshall
TV one tree hill, gossip girl, will & grace, hope & faith, antm, law & order svu, cold case, csi, ncis, angel, buffy the vampire slayer, south park, king of the hill, roseanne, george lopez, desperate housewives, grey's anatomy, nova, nature, blind date, even stevens, ghost hunters, paranormal state, veronica mars
Books not the twilight series, fer sure
Quotes "The worst feeling isn't being lonely. It's being forgotten by the one person you could never forget."

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haha did you used to own a mac?

like how to customize things. Can I only
customize my journal or whatever the hell once i've made a post?

By Janette on Nov 3, 2009 9:30 pm · History

haha at least you saved some things though. do you use a pc ?

dude can you explain livejournal to me one day? i don't get it haha.

By Janette on Nov 3, 2009 5:46 pm · History

did you download all your prograns?

By Janette on Nov 1, 2009 2:32 am · History

wtffffffffff dude!
what are you gonna do? I'd be so pissed. It took me like 8288282838883 years to download Photoshop ! Don't you use like...more than photoshop?

By Janette on Oct 31, 2009 4:10 pm · History

no! but i heard it's awesome. :(

i was like NO WAY?!?!?!? when i found out he was italian. hawtttt. ♥

By Janette on Oct 26, 2009 1:24 am · History

Aw happy belated!
Man I'm jealous! :(

dude I spent like 2727383993 hours on your page listening to your songs and HOLY CRAP
tardes negras is my new favorite song.

hahaha

By Janette on Oct 25, 2009 12:01 am · History

lol :D but thanks :) ♥

By fiercest on Oct 23, 2009 4:18 pm · History

aw when was your birthday?! what present did you get? haha
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By Janette on Oct 19, 2009 9:06 pm · History

LENNY I MISS YOU where have you been? :(

By Janette on Oct 17, 2009 2:44 pm · History

Hey Lenny How Are You?!..

OMG DID YOU SEE Jennifer's Body Already?..what did you think about it?!

lol,sorry for all the q's xP

By SnailyXD on Sep 27, 2009 9:42 pm · History
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